Did the fairy midwives have a falling out
And somehow misplace her maidenhead?
The little father mouse squeaking about, doen’t care,
Nor the mother honeybee buzzing along, fat with pollen.
Can anyone tell whether it’s ovule or anther?
Can anyone say if it’s stem or bud?
Well, fine. It’s really okay. Since her whole life
She’ll never have to hear “daughter-in-law!”